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Nigger. Yes I said that dreaded and taboo "N" word. Not that I condone this word, on the contrare. This word is a word that is derived from the spanish term for the color black, which is "Negro" and the rednecks of the South turned it into some slang form by cutting out the ‘i’ and the ‘ro’ and adding two g’s and an ‘e’ and ‘r’. I wonder how they had the ingenuity to come up with a new word. The confederates didn’t have enough sense to win the Civil War let alone come up with new vocabulary…wait…I’m wrong.
I’m not saying that everyone in the South are a horde of dumbass rednecks. Hell, I live in the South. Well, the northern most tip of it. It’s a good thing that our state had enough sense to break off from Virginia while we could, or else we’d be stacking bricks like the rest of the embeciles during Reconstruction. But, I still see the ass end of it when people around here claim that "It’s their heritage."
I’m going to go at this from two angles. One from the Confederate’s side, and one from the Union side. I really could care less about the Rebel flag at all, it’s just a fucking flag. Get over it. But, it really is all too amusing when you see one of those rednecks with a rebel flag or "Confederate Battle Flag" around and you ask them about it and they say either one of the two: a.) I hate "niggers", or b.) It’s my heritage. I actually take the latter to be a smarter, more intelligent answer. Hell, that’s great that you are proud of your family. But the former, man…I only wish some delieverance for these people. Deliverance from the highly contagious disease/epidemic that is stupidity and ignorance. The fact that a majority of them don’t even know what that flag means. It was the BATTLE FLAG. So, basically, it doesn’t really mean all that much. So that’s where I am kind of perplexed as to how it is even part of their heritage. I can see if you were wearing it proudly because you are a Civil War buff and your great-grandfather or whatever fought on the Confederate side, but half of them do not have a lick of sense about History anyway.
It’s your heritage, eh? Let’s rewind back to the good ol’ days of Abraham Lincoln. As Slavery became a hot topic on the Congress Floor, most of the racist shmucks got together and decided to go postal on all black people and just break off from the rest of the country and form their own country. So, what did they do? They seceded. What does that mean? That basically meant, that if we didn’t conform with what they wanted, they declare war. Oh. OK. After years of what our Founding Fathers did for us, and created us, these ungrateful fucks gave up everything that their ancestors ever lived for just for enslaving a group of people because they were too damn lazy to do their own work? Or too ugly to get any from white women? Say what? Yeah, sure the Founding Fathers had slaves, there is even that little bit about Thomas Jefferson makin’ babies with his slave, thus creating the black side of the Jefferson family that we know today. I loved that TV Show. But the test of time was handed out, and slavery was the biggest question on it. It wasn’t multiple choice. And, the South failed it. Why? Because they were dumbasses.
I know what you are going to say, "Anyone who can enslave a whole race has to be pretty smart." On the contrare, honey. Slaves escaped all of the time, the Southerners couldn’t keep control of them, so they killed them.
A little History lesson for you, the American Civil War started–North vs. South. Slavery vs. Abolitionism. And the North whooped ass. And guess who runs the south today?! BLACK PEOPLE! They own the South now, so–take that and shove it where the sun doesn’t shine Strom Thurmond!
You hate "Niggers"? Well, I’m sure these "Niggers" you speak of, hate you right back. So, you’re even. And besides, who cares what a dumb redneck, or whoever else might think that way, has to think anyway?
Heritage? Chhyeah. Can you spell t-r-e-a-s-o-n? I mean, think about it. When you support the South. You have to supoort everything that comes with it. Slavery. Secession. Ignorance.
So, the next time you get asked that question. Think of your answer long and hard, if you have any ability to think for yourself, instead of what other people tell you.
FACT/MYTH
Myth: "Niggers" cause most of the crimes in America.
Fact: Most of the sick, twisted, perverted individuals held in jail are White.
Myth: The White Race is the surperior race.
Fact: Oh, and what did Jesus say? Unconditional love to Everyone. No race cards here. OH! And Jesus wasn’t White! He was of Middle Eastern descent! Use some common sense, dumbass! So I guess Jesus is inferior, too. Yeah, keep thinking that buddy, until He comes back and owns your ass.
I still love you, but you’re still a dumbass.

Haha, that’s brilliant. Yes, I consider the Confederate States of America to be rather…traitorous. I think that Galen might’ve written a rant about Southern treason as well.
Comment by Insolectual — June 26, 2006 @ 4:38 pm